Posted by: guinness222 | August 25, 2008

,…..and for us working stiffs to think about!

@ PRISON
You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ WORK
You spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle

@ PRISON
You get three fully paid for meals a day

@ WORK
You get a break for one meal,and you have to pay for it

@ PRISON
For good behavior, you get time off

@ WORK
For good behavior, you get more work

@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ WORK
You must carry a security cardand open all the doors yourself

@ PRISON
You can watch TV and play games

@ WORK
You could get fired for watching
TV and playing games

@ PRISON
You get your own toilet

@ WORK
You have to share the toilet with
people who pee on the seat

@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit

@ WORK
You aren’t even supposed
to speak to your family

@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part

@ WORK
You must pay all your expenses to go
to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners

@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

@ WORK
You spend most of your time wanting
to get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK
They are called ‘managers’

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.

 

          So, NOW it all makes sense,….right?


Responses

  1. Yeah, but the fact that you get all the butt fucking you want in prison seems to make me appreciate work a little more. No! Waite! You get that at work, too. Got Vaseline?


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