The Emerald Rose

       Ok! I’m feeling prolific. It’s been a dead, dead day, the hurricane is moving elsewhere, all the pundits are coming up empty handed on “diss” material on Sarah Palin, (speaking of which the local Republican  Headquarters is totally wiped out of everything! I guess it’s working) All my work stuff is caught up, my computer techie is due this evening, and I’m still needing a vacation.

     But today was “meatloaf monday” at the Pub! That is truly comfort food, with a glass of unsweet Iced tea, meatloaf, mashed potatoes, green beans and brown gravy,…..yum, yum,….now I want to take a nap. But I’ll write instead.

     Years ago I started reading a blog called “Waiter’s Rant” at www.waiterrant.net, check it out. He decided to see if his blogs were worth a book deal about a year ago. It is now taking the market by storm. 16 weeks on the New York Times best seller’s list, in it’s 16th printing, and he’s on the circuit doing interviews etc. Check it out you;ll enjoy it. In fact I’ll probably buy his book as well I enjoyed it so much.

      I’m also having HUGE urges for a Harley Davidson! Is there a “Harley Addict Recovery” site for me or must I wait for the Democrats to get elected?

     And not to be funny, but how can you possibly be a “sex addict”? I like sex as much as anyone walking the earth, but an “Addict”? How about someone who has a “personal will power deficiency”? Or, to be politically correct, is a “chastity challenged person”. (I thought the proper word was “rapist”) So what is the difference between someone who is a “sex addict” and a “rapist”? Is it that one has enough money to pay for it, and the other doesn’t so they use force, or can a “sex addict” also be what my British, Irish, and Australian friends refer to as a “wanker”? (They are easy to recognize with their little red tipped canes.)

       Speaking of “over the top” you really expect people to be shopping for multi-million dollar airplanes on E-bay? And what about other cool stuff you can get on e-bay, like…..sportscars, trucks, boats, yachts, all the “life-styles of the rich and famous” stuff. I’m surprised there is not an “X-bay” out there, or if there is I’m too straight to have found it yet.

        OK, another pet peeve of mine. I really don’t give a rat’s ass what you want to call a pharmaceutical. Polybufaledertestiseos, is fine with me, but what’s wrong with plain English, “Itching cream”, “gas pills”, “fungus killer” and the like? Are you trying to impress me with the fact that you have employees who can actually say that crap? ( Sorry “vast quantities of fecal material” for those in the pharmacalogical  world.)

      I guess that’s enough ranting on small stuff for today, see you tomorrow.

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