Posted by: guinness222 | January 12, 2009

A few brief funnies,…thanks Coffeepot.

   I’ve a “blog buddy” in Georgia who gets some of the funniest stuff together in the world. I can’t help but pass ona couple of his recent ones that just cracked me up. …Oh yeah, and Uncle Jay for President!! (just getting ahead of the curve, we all know the 2012 U.S. Presidential race begins in two months!)

      Truer than you’ll ever know,..come drive with me!

I’ve sure gotten old!
I’ve had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I’m half blind, can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
I have bouts with dementia, and poor circulation and I can hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
I also can’t remember if I’m 85 or 92 and I have lost all my friends.
But, thank God, I still have my Florida driver’s license.

   And God bless Uncle Jay! (Since Captain Kangaroo passed there has been a void,…but I think Uncle Jay has it filled. (Go to you Tube and search for “uncle Jay” and laugh for a month)

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      Still waiting to hear from the Doc on my Carotid Artery, so I joined the Gym and will try and move the process along a bit. Sort of “Hand Grenade Management” you know?

     I think that would be an absolutely drop dead best seller title in the new, (last ten years) tidal wave of business books. You know, “How to suck up to your boss,…diplomatically.” Ripping off old farts savings with aplomb”, and of course my all time favorite, “Ethics,  speed-bumps to your career and how to avoid them”

      I’ve got to start to practice being an “old Fart” or they might mistake me as too young to apply for Social Security. By the way, what’s with that title anyway. sounds like the name of an elite call girl business,…

   ….”Hello, this is Social Security, how may we help you?”

“Ahhh, like yeah like can I like “rent a chick” for about six hours?”

“Certainly sir, may I ask as to your proclivities for the evening?”

” Ahhh, do I have to show her that? I mean that’s why I gotta use ,.aaaah “agencies” like you, ya know. They’re getting paid to like me, not like the girls at the plant , know.”

   blah, blah, blah,


       Sorry remembered this is a simple “R” rated blog so I won’t go there.


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